Lifes an Itch

Someone in the family has brought nits home from school.

I won't mention any names because you know how sensitive 10 yr old boys can be about that sort of thing.

Needless to say everyone in the house has checked their hair in a mad panic and has been keeping the culprit at arms length by all manor of pushing, shoving and offensive remarks.

Anyway,
I'm clear, although I'm scratching like mad. (I might check again)
Wife = all clear.
Daughter One = 1 large nit and a major strop.
Daughter Two = 7 nits of various sizes and total disgust at her brother.
The Boy = 40+ nits and finds it all a bit of a laugh really.